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I act some. Dig variety acts, Pixar, puppets, theme parks and great meals.

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Now that I'm back in NYC, I want to thank the @MontageBH for my LA digs. Such a remarkable place to stay - awesome room, great staff. #loved
2/28
2015
So first I saw the dress as white and gold, and only that. Now, it's absolutely blue and black. How?!? Does this make me bi-dress-ual?Hilarious. An R-rated version of Scattergories! Oh, how I love Kickstarter. http://t.co/5tmOu2DH7p #pledged
2/27
2015
My iphone shattered the morning of the Oscars. I probably should have read more into that. #harbinger
2/23
2015
It's the day of the show, y'all. #Oscars @TheAcademy
2/22
2015
Hey, I know that dude! @TheAcademy http://t.co/f3t9ooOMhM
2/21
2015
I'm super appreciative for the group of writers we hired for my #Oscars content. If only they could write everything I say always. #proudMy brain hurts from all the #Oscars overthinking. It's time for the fine tuning, rewording, and 3rd guessing. So much minutiae! @TheAcademy
2/20
2015
No turning back: Dropped off my official #Oscars predictions to the two people in charge of the ballots at @pwc_llp. http://t.co/WXawVsDcbu
2/19
2015
Congrats, SNL - 40 years of classic, cool, courageous current comedy. Well played. @nbcsnlQuestion: what you're favorite movie that wasn't - and shouldn't have been - nominated for an #oscar? My choice: The movie Clue.So fortunate to see You Can't Take It With You today on B'way. Closes 2/22. Wish it could play forever! Absolutely loved it! @CantTakeItBway
2/15
2015
“@Obliviouswb: @ActuallyNPH From EW- CLUE?! I LOVE that movie! The cast, the quips, and multiple endings!” Right?!? Best. Movie. Ever.May this heart be with you! http://t.co/mYv5NzjG0A
Retweeted by Neil Patrick HarrisI am giving everyone a big kiss for Valentine’s Day!! http://t.co/nRz1B2OOGU
Retweeted by Neil Patrick Harris“@Davidburtka: I’ll think about it okay yes!” Yes! If my Valentine's night was now up for an Oscar, it'd be for Best Original Score!Hey @Davidburtka - Will you be my Valentine? Ok, I realize you're already my husband, but a 'yes' would sure make my day/night/life.Congrats to the North Carolina Powerball winner! Way to make winning an #Oscar seem that much less impressive. @TheAcademy
2/14
2015
Rehearsals are intense for the Oscars. And by rehearsals, I mean me singing into a hairbrush in front of a mirror. #Oscars2015 @TheAcademyHad a tremendous meal last night at @MVinkLA. Massively impressed by food is both exquisite to look at and delicious. http://t.co/YS1IckPucT
2/11
2015
Tonight, I'll be joining the hilarious @PaulGreenberg1 in the season finale of @IGIHollywood at 8:30e/p only on @AudienceDIRECTV #haunted
2/10
2015
Looking over the preparations for the #Oscars set. After last night, we've installed a second layer of Kanye-proofing, just in case.
2/9
2015
As always, unbelievable respect for the crew working backstage at the Grammys. Changing out set after set - their work is amazing.GAH! Our best of friends just had a child! Sorry Grammys, but the godfathers have to meet themselves a new baby! #goodnightHmmm. Jamie Foxx reading braille next to Stevie Wonder. Not sure how to feel about that.Amazing. Beck and Chris Martin sure did... stand there super well. So much energy!Sam Smith is awesome.Who knew Kristen Wiig was such an amazing dancer! Wait. I think someone put something in my drink. This ain't right. #whatishappeningShia Lebouf sure knows how to read a teleprompter.Prince is so shiny..!Sam Smith is awesome. Add Mary J. Blige- just wow."This would be a real good tiiiiime.. to take a nap."Just loving the Grammys. Thanks to CBS and Jack Sussman for creating such an amazing show, year in and year out. If you get a chance, GO!Usher can sing. But did that harpist come from the Ariana Grande school of hair design?It's Ga Ga Game time! http://t.co/z8cYAQOT95Wow. That was awesome. @katyperry as Princess Leia has never sounded better.Pharrell just can't stop wearing shorts..! Is this a Wes Anderson movie? Does he work at the Grammy Budapest Hotel?So @Davidburtka and I have agreed that if Nick Jonas responds to this tweet, our wedding vows will sort of kind of change a bit.Annie Lennox is awesome. Not only can she sing, but her bird calls worked! They are everywhere! #don'tcare #standingovationAnnie Lenox makes everything better. Especially church.Adam Levine must be some sort of super hero person. Doesn't he want to have my baby?Gwen Stafani must be some sort of super hero person. Didn't she just have a baby??I thought Beyoncé had a middle part, not a beehive. #goodtoknowJosh Duhamel is everything.Madonna is losing the Running of the Bulls. Oh wait, here comes a gospel choir. She's good. Oh, no. She's dead. She lost.Sam Smith is awesome.Who knew Miranda Lambert's set designer was her biggest fan? She's hot, but cool.Pharrell is actively disrespecting everyone on the frozen East Coast by wearing shorts in the winter. #howdareyousirMarion Cotillard is up for an Oscar AND singing on the Grammys with Tom Jones? What can't she do?!?Ariana Grande's eyelids seem really heavy.Anna Kendrick looks hot. No bra. Well played.I'm one envelope away from seeing Taylor Swift's lady parts.LL Cool J is talking. All I can hear is ringing in my ears. I think they're bleeding. #oldpersonjokeAC-DC opened then show, and now everyone is effectively deafened. And I think six people had seizures. And 50+ got 3rd degree burns.I gotsta live tweet the Grammys! Get ready: as a non-winner, I'm eleven drinks in.Aw, nerts..! We didn't win a Grammy for @HedwigOnBway. Kudos to Beautiful, but @stephentrask's music still rules my rock-ish world.
2/8
2015
Thinking of going with a solid gold tuxedo for Oscar night. Thoughts? #chafing @TheAcademyIn honor of Birdman, we’re going to do the whole #Oscars broadcast in one continuous shot.Calling all foodies: Watch my bud @ChefAntonioPark's debut on Chopped Canada tonight at 9:00 p.m. ET/PT - Food Network.
2/7
2015
Oof. I am knee deep in #Oscars rehearsals. Why, oh why did I ask for a wading pool...Good on us, Lance and Michael. Represent! -- Why Lance Bass’s Big Gay Wedding Matters http://t.co/64ypKfbyFk via @kpfallon
2/5
2015
Here's a wrap up of today's #oscar nomine luncheon: http://t.co/J3u9Dl84Ln + a pic. They all look so white! #toosoon http://t.co/WtM3EFAUZZ
2/2
2015
@katyperry just crushed it at the Super Bowl! But, umm, that was my entire opening number for the #Oscars. Soooo, uhhhh... @TheAcademy
2/1
2015
Here's one more #OscarAnagram: Throb Sex Toll 😁Let the #OscarAnagram continue: Valid EnemaAnother #OscarAnagram: Whoopee ReinsertsNext: Trachea Drill Rink #OscarAnagramsWell played. Next: Anal RuderMore #Oscars Anagrams! (Late Night Edition) Who dis: Let Sperm Rye
1/29
2015
Prepping for the Super Bowl. This is my first attempt at a Super Plate. #nachos http://t.co/Lfb0jrTob3Thanks, Mr. Verizon Man, for your inspired work installing the phone lines for my production office. Worth the wait! http://t.co/JBcjjKoazJPrepping for my #Oscar night party. Anyone know a good onion dip recipe that serves 3,000?Super Bowl revelers: Do drink. Don't drive. May I suggest Uber? First ride's free (up to $20). Try it: https://t.co/TZ67uy2GSa
1/28
2015
Multitasking in my #Oscar prep: watching Best Cinematography nominees on mute, while listening to audio of the Best Sound Mixing nominees.Check out my Twitter video #Oscar exclusive! I gots me a scoop! http://t.co/SGQ3oJHDqZ
1/27
2015
Good times. Last one for tonight: Think Gayer Like Sleep tight. #OscarAnagramsMovie-ing right along: Otherwise Reopens #OscarAnagramsSo many Oscar contenders have oddly appropriate anagrams. Like: A Ruled Narration Jig #OscarAnagramsGames are fun! Next: Rectal Elves You're welcome. #OscarAnagramsYou're good! How about this: Reefer Envy Thigh Toothy (also the password to McConaughy's post Oscar party) #OscarAnagramsLet's do some #Oscar Anagrams! 'Cuz why not! Ready? Who's this: Mr Decent Butch Cabbie #OscarAnagramsThinking about wearing a Janet Jackson headset at the Oscars. Just ‘cause. #Oscars
1/25
2015
Due to the Patriots ball scandal, I’ll personally be making sure all the Oscars are fully inflated this year. #Oscars
1/24
2015
This year's #Oscars will be a little different: In addition to acceptance speeches, all non-winners must deliver concession speeches.
1/23
2015
Today we honor the legacy of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., a remarkable humanitarian and civil rights leader. #greatness #respect
1/19
2015
Another good #Oscar read, again via Deadline: http://t.co/ml04aDrP8vInterested in a smart, insider conversation about this year's #Oscar drama? Check it: http://t.co/DkBdVmC6bU via Deadline.
1/18
2015
Had an absolutely delicious dinner with the family at St. Anselm in Brooklyn. One of the best restaurants in NYC. http://t.co/g4i96jUtnZTonight is the opening of brilliant artist Patrick Jacobs' new show at @PerogiGallery in Bklyn. Gideon approved! http://t.co/okDl68LQxuLast night was great: dinner at @Guarnaschelli's resto Butter, then @HedwigOnBway with the superb Michael C. Hall! http://t.co/EdAKfexYj5
1/16
2015
My new Oscar commercial. Dig it. http://t.co/VLWYO4rUGOMy #Oscars nominations thoughts: http://t.co/ZM1gylH4cu
1/15
2015
Can't wait for tomorrow, @neilmeron and @craigzadan. Let the #Oscars commence! BTW, we should probably start creating content soon...What's Chester got up his sleeve in tonight's #AmericanHorrorStory ? My guess is it's not good. And I should know, I filmed it. #MarjorieThe Oscar nominations come out tomorrow morning. Damn, I really need to finish counting all these ballots..! #Oscars #procrastination
1/14
2015
We spoke to @ActuallyNPH about #Hedwig's Grammy nomination and more: http://t.co/dQbN1TQn4S
Retweeted by Neil Patrick Harris
1/13
2015
My stint in the American Horror Story: Freak Show begins tonight! Watch it. I double-doll dare ya! #AHSFREAKSHOW #Marjorie
1/7
2015
Rosamund Pike was spectacular in Gone Girl. Glorious, absolutely remarkable. Oscar worthy, for certain. My boner concurrs.
1/6
2015
Attended a New Years Day Hangover party today. Everyone wore PJs, and I brought @TheIVDoctor, who rehydrated us all. Highly recommended.Happy New Year! May your 2015 be filled with health, humor and happiness. Love, the Burtka-Harris Bunch @Davidburtka http://t.co/UVehE2SStz
1/1
2015
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