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@carlquintanilla @frankpallotta in all fairness many ppl grew up watching carson when there were only 3 TV channels & not 100's w/lettermen
5/21
2015
WTF are these ref's doing in this hawks game? they reversed the score????? #bullshitcall
5/20
2015
some windows update screwed up my laptop & i had to do a refresh & lost a ton of stuff... a month of work down the drain #thanksmicrosoft@eantillon Just watched your CNN interview... Incredible and awesome job! #weneedmorepeoplelikeyou
5/18
2015
@nbcsnl #louisck reminded me of what #snl USE to be.... Edgy... Ballsy... and most importantly funny! #fuckthesensitivedaisies
5/17
2015
@apstewart @gorrie yup... full on minority report BS! wait till the cops start using drones at the end of the year #wearejustcattletothem
5/16
2015
@MMFlint why do you care? I'm betting you got accountants that keep your effective tax rate at 0% so Amtrak comes outta my pocket not yours@ethicalhack3r ox tail,collard greens,breaded fried okra,corn bread... and toss in some mac & cheese and fried chicken and WHAM! soul food
5/15
2015
Mirotić close lined the shit outta that guy@meganmedellin hahahaha... fucking hilarious! you're such a horrible daughter... lol... i can see that coming up at xmas
5/14
2015
Something About Bruce Jenner #GenderSwapAMovie @midnightFor those that are uninitiated... The "In Heaven" song in Eraserhead https://t.co/YflWMtb1H7 Where's the acid when you need it?watching Eraserhead.... and i'm not stoned... lol...not sure if that's a good thing or not #sofuckingdistrubinghttp://t.co/WTwCLhSCQv
Retweeted by me@AshleyLutz @carlquintanilla Steak 'n Shake definitely deserves to be ranked better than #9@devincf that's like saying the only reason you want him removed is because you hate white males #smallmindedpeople
5/13
2015
just learned a friend thinks rocky horror picture show sucks... lol... i might be down 1 friend... i don't get how someone couldn't enjoy it@TattGoddess lol.. i thought "puppies" was some sort of perv code for boobs... lol... never thought you really meant PUPPIES #mfchasruinedme
5/12
2015
@Celfan1 man... lol... no one has a sense of humor@Celfan1 lol... so i should show up wearing a KKK outfit?fuck... i got jury duty next week... lol... they didn't buy my bullshit on why i shouldn't have to show up@jeremypiven LOVED your appearance as Ari Gold on CNBC... love learning them Machiavellian rules to live by!
5/11
2015
Chicago Boat Party https://t.co/cyXlBOexvC #hurryupsummer
5/9
2015
Bulls win!!! in spite of some shitty officiatingTurns out the doctor that was "cured" of Ebola last year still has Ebola.... Shocker! #waytogoCDC
5/8
2015
@Demi_Lee_MFC lol.. you're "imaginary" couldn't appear on cam? what are the odds.... lol... shocker :)
5/7
2015
@__Nikkiiii__ To quote the movie "Duece Bigilo: Male Gigilo"... lol... "That's a HUUUGE bitch!"This makes me happy :) http://t.co/HTsChu7vPJ
Retweeted by meThe Wells report decided Tom Brady of the @Patriots knew the balls were being altered before the games? shocker! #whoknewthePatswouldcheat
5/6
2015
@thereaIbanksy correct me if I'm wrong.... but do the cops only do this "make a wish" stuff for sick & dying white kids?45 years ago today, the shootings at Kent State: http://t.co/UoZKBirBpB http://t.co/uevpW1IhBh
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5/5
2015
800 children in Hong Kong protest against Dolphin slaughter in Taiji http://t.co/Mf5EbEr0QM
Retweeted by mean artist who uses the beach as his canvas.. http://t.co/RneKK1RqLX
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5/4
2015
Kane scored with 3 defenders there!!! love the @NHLBlackhawksi know this isn't gonna make any sense to most people.... but i'm FINALLY starting to figure out Grub2! #longestweekever@TattGoddess Hope you find the treasure of the pirate "One-Eyed" Willy :) http://t.co/jnSufumD6TSeen better fights at White Castle on a random Saturday at 4am. #MayPac
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5/3
2015
A more entertaining fight than #MayPac - CS http://t.co/CDpEqEFg17
Retweeted by memayweather is looking scared of paquiao #MayPac@meganmedellin oh lordy... lol... you dress your dog up... he's gonna spend years in therapy living that down@__Nikkiiii__ @NikkiPlease13 mayweather is a douche bag but i gotta go with him... Pacquiao's losses make me think he isn't indestructable
5/2
2015
man... that was a nail biting ending to the @NHLBlackhawks game! but hawks win!
5/1
2015
@NikkiPlease13 you wore that to the Pediatricians office? lol. bet all the other mom's were hating on you after you left #hotmomproblems
4/30
2015
who decided @raylewis was the best spokesman against violence? is this an ironic joke? #OJsimpsonwasntavailable
4/29
2015
wtf! The Chicago @WhiteSox vs Baltimore @Orioles game is closed to the public tomorrow cause of the riots #whypeoplecanthavenicethings
4/28
2015
Completely made of paper http://t.co/gEjgWd6r08
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4/27
2015
@found_objects @TProphet @KeithMyers lol that cat's saying "Let go of my junk before i take your eyes out!"
4/26
2015
fucking Jennifer and her damn party pooping https://t.co/3InrbIsfbS
4/25
2015
@KeithMyers thanks for the follow :D
4/23
2015
@InsaneB0lt i feel ya... it's been cold wet and cloudy for a week here too@InsaneB0lt lol... someone left the bar before sunset :)@TattGoddess such a puuuurdy tattoo :)hawks win! finally!!! lol... that was one long fucking game
4/22
2015
@TattGoddess hope ya feel better sex kitten... hope to see this new tat soon :)
4/21
2015
This deserves endless retweets http://t.co/DGPu7bMEmi
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4/20
2015
@alexaheart95 now follow me back! lol... to quote you "ya fucking piece of shit"! lol.. and twet more than once every 3 months
4/19
2015
Never judge people by their looks. http://t.co/J3bIGJlafN
Retweeted by me@Nitro909 here's one for the history books... the red rocker when he was w/montrose singing rock candy
4/15
2015
@carlquintanilla @jeneps it needed to be a "shag'ing wagon"... complete w/bubble window painted mural shag carpet waterbed & an 8 track
4/14
2015
@TattGoddess @_fuckfairy that's right jess... lol... that little voice in my head that tells me to touch myself is you :)@_fuckfairy lol... everytime i put on my moisturizer i hear @TattGoddess in my head "Don't neglect your dick"
4/7
2015
@fawnnn_mfc feel free to vent all ya want sexy :) lol also feel free to post all the boob pic's ya want too... hope ya feel better
4/3
2015
@carlquintanilla @RetroNewsNow for my two cents... Cheryl Ladd was the hottest of the bunchman... the last couple days haven't been mine
4/1
2015
@__Nikkiiii__ congrats! lol... and have a baby naming raffle! #nomoredrinkingforyou
3/29
2015
Things that bother me 2 http://t.co/TqMdaJ3tdr please RT and show support! ❤️ http://t.co/sV4Z2zhmYG
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3/26
2015
@rylee_rae naked pizza delivery show!!!! AFTER the double anal fisting initiation :P
3/24
2015
Not a weed! Familiarize yourself w/ this plant (milkweed) if you want to help #savethemonarch http://t.co/NP5iQIP8f1 http://t.co/IFo2NVDzJD
Retweeted by me@TattGoddess lol... bet he's sitting in a dark basement rocking back and forth cussing under his breath about how much he hates his mother
3/18
2015
@carlquintanilla @TheAVClub the model-making porn just gave me a boner
3/17
2015
@AnabellePeters https://t.co/q9HTvTsqT6?
3/12
2015
Hillary said "I did it for convenience" but wasn't that the same justification Bill had when he got in trouble with Monica? #HillaryEmail@Kelly_Evans Hillary claims to justify a private email server to communicate with Bill... Yet Bill never emailed her? #smellsfishy@carlquintanilla @Milbank @msnbc H. Clinton justified using pvt email to communicate with B Clinton? B Clinton says he's only sent 2 emails@carlquintanilla @Milbank @msnbc if the Sec of State wasn't emailing classified doc's. what exactly was she sending? GIF's of cute kittens?
3/10
2015
@JFoxLetter love your work & contribution and follow you religiously! any predictions in how deep this correction will be?
3/6
2015
man... for once i'd like to find an accountant that didn't have their head up their ass #stuckowingbacktaxesfromlastyearagain
3/5
2015
@tjshouseXOXO sorry for ur loss. missed being w/my dad by minutes when he passed. trust ur grandpa see's you & whats in ur heart & loves u@meganmedellin you eat ass? how do you like your ass? Al dente? :P
3/2
2015
i fucked your mother #OffendEveryoneIn4Words
3/1
2015
@AnabellePeters what blog would that be? i wanna read it too :)@AnabellePeters lol... gonna plant some drugs on him and then call the cops? good plan ;)@AnabellePeters lol... i say kill him in his sleep... then chop him up and bury him in the back yard... lol... problem solved :D
2/28
2015
@TattGoddess lol@STDmatch... had to look it up to make sure you didn't make it up... simultaneously the most hilarious & creepiest site ever
2/26
2015
@MMFlint free HBO for everybody? but you're going to keep all the twinkies for yourself right?
2/24
2015
@AnabellePeters if you say so... lol... just don't shoot me@AnabellePeters lol... isn't that a Latin Kings tat? lol... don't you have to shank someone to get that tat? :P@AnabellePeters lol... jip@AnabellePeters lol... pic's or it never happened :P
2/20
2015
@AnabellePeters that's why you gotta worry about pleasing yourself first and let everyone else figure out how to fit into that
2/19
2015
@AnabellePeters just make sure you have the mobile feed turned on... but remember you can't please all of the people all of the time@AnabellePeters also use everything to promote yourself... twitter, kik, instagram, snapchat... be shameless with getting on twitter lists@AnabellePeters just experiment to find your price level... i'd suggest start low & go higher so you don't price yourself out of the market@alexaheart95 @cosmo706 foolexa foolie being all foolish
2/17
2015
@TattGoddess lol... that's not weird at all #makeagirlfeelspecial
2/12
2015
@TattGoddess with or without make up... you're "fuckable"! and your scruntchy face gave me a boner :) #letsgotodinnerandburpinpublic
2/5
2015
@meganmedellin hope everything is ok
2/4
2015
@verkhh not one virgin was sacrificed.... i'm so disappointing@verkhh when do we start sacrificing virgins already?
2/3
2015
@TattGoddess just saw your inked spread.. BEAUTIFUL pic's!! “On cam I normally just tell fart jokes,” lol greatest line ever #happyforya :)
1/30
2015
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