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Software Consultant in New Jersey. I make people more money with Apps™. Helplessly hopeful individual.

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Joined Twitter 2/26/09

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@lindseydal on a contract basis, sure! :-) as long as the client pays for the hotel! I’m booked until the fall tho, email me for more info@lindseydal let’s just say illustrious is not the word I would use to describe SV :-)
5/22
2015
ty @jay3686 ty http://t.co/8rmkxD0bJI@IMSTEAKY @jc4p dude he’s trolling that’s his baseline@jc4p this is dumb@jc4p gj
5/20
2015
Hello World http://t.co/uglr1Dnrk7
5/18
2015
Kidding! It’s quite fun but you can only implement JSONKeyPathsByPropertyKey so many times before you start feeling a little existential 😜Being a programmer https://t.co/Ciy1WSzKa0
5/16
2015
:( ♫ http://t.co/Mofv2pXWlY
5/15
2015
Color profiles in Sketch = 😫
5/14
2015
These days I just give it 20 minutes and if it doesn’t work like I want I use a vanilla view and set it’s layer’s contents property insteadStill true http://t.co/miMuaZaXfq http://t.co/jDOmDweJ1B
5/8
2015
Weeee @ModelViewMedia http://t.co/SwgA0DIoEy@alexnaj *insert silence*@alexnaj *insert insult*Oh hey I made that :) http://t.co/jWbGH6busK
5/7
2015
@Katyaaa_8 that you did
5/6
2015
@jc4p LMAO that’s incredible@jc4p knew what it was before the thumbnail even loaded
4/30
2015
@jc4p @engers obama knew exactly what he was doing@jc4p @engers hopefully that performance gets her something bigger. Some of those jokes were ruthless, not everyone could do that@engers @jc4p kasra is the good kind of racist so it’s cool@engers always different people, I’ve since unfollowed the new onesfucking wild, the world we live in@tanehisicoates "Rough rides" are a standard tactic http://t.co/k7GsxmRIa0
Retweeted by jpwe ask rioters "how could u do this to ur own neighborhood" but never ask cops "how could u do this to ur own neighbor?" #blacklivesmatter
Retweeted by jp“stop calling for peace when you really mean silence.” -@mychalsmith
Retweeted by jpCecily Strong killed it at the White House Correspondents Dinner https://t.co/lzb9ldGXg9“I hope everyone's kids are getting home to them safely tonight.” Sadly, who knows :\How did tonight's riot get started? Here's a narrative you won't see on CNN https://t.co/g2AA4HXUJc
Retweeted by jpThat time of the year where you have to sign out of Facebook b/c everyone you grew up with is a racist asshat
4/28
2015
@jc4p we really need to try harder imo“@jparishy: Taylor SwiftAaojjyeé https://t.co/AnB7CUoLxJ” baby sister knows what’s upTaylor SwiftAaojjyeé https://t.co/AnB7CUoLxJIn other news Passion Pit dropped their new album, Kindred, and it’s legit. So many chill songs. https://t.co/ydiT7ZnYLNITT: ridiculous gamer entitlement & Gabe Newell somehow keeping his shit together, props to him https://t.co/mGjz9Uatqw
4/26
2015
lmao Silicon Valley http://t.co/NBlM3rdcV6
4/24
2015
Damn, @DrinkHighWest’s Son of Bourye has one hell of a kick. Beautiful.
4/23
2015
Back on the Best Coast 😍
4/22
2015
@sturmen the fuck o_O
4/21
2015
@jc4p ok ty@jc4p also do you wanna drink alcoholic beverages tomorrow before I to go home, I land at JFK around 10pm@jc4p so many questions@jc4p dude I knowbest sub ever http://t.co/cCMU7c8bPU
4/20
2015
@engers @jc4p best I could do http://t.co/LCHvuHVGkL@engers @jc4p I can try… http://t.co/gQrEmyc5Do@jc4p @engers risky tweet@jc4p @engers (that place rocked tho)@jc4p I can’t see it but I assume it’s awesome@engers yes, yes please heh
4/18
2015
oh hey @ Wrigley Field https://t.co/YbpmKeyewR
4/17
2015
@jc4p hater@jc4p I’m a Consultant™ now@jc4p (that was on my mac tho)@jc4p what do you think I am an iOS developer@jc4p what is that http://t.co/RauwSCh6H2@jc4p http://t.co/Opn8iKKeKj
4/15
2015
Imagine a world where Xcode just automatically printed the exception object every time without having to change the stack frame or use po…
4/14
2015
I'm running for president. Everyday Americans need a champion, and I want to be that champion. –H https://t.co/w8Hoe1pbtC
Retweeted by jp
4/12
2015
Currently drinking the best Old Fashioned I’ve ever had but I can’t take a pic b/c the most hipster place on Earth has a no camera policy.@_Jordan @Javi @jaredsinclair fuck everything about nil messaging@joshriker I bet vic mensa is shitting his pants right, this is fucking awesomeEast Coast is Best Coast but damn is Chicago real estate crazy. City proper, luxury apartments on par with what I pay in New Brunswick, NJ 😮
4/11
2015
Some really cool stuff on concurrency in Rust here: http://t.co/4TRRX9tVyDyour feet after exploring a new city http://t.co/xwqZE3SWuzNew York doesn’t have shit on Chicago’s architecture
4/10
2015
@jc4p most accurate caption in history
4/9
2015
😒 http://t.co/ArN9WKiJms
4/8
2015
Obligatory JFK ✈️ ORDthat feeling of doom on the way to the airport because you know there’s a 0% chance you didn’t forget something
4/7
2015
Who decided that not showing line numbers was a sensible default for Xcode & does that person write code?Aw yeah, Yankees Opening Day 😎
4/6
2015
That cool feature where Xcode just doesn’t copy updated assets to your app bundle because reasons
4/1
2015
That thing where you start replying to emails but two more come in for every existing on you reply to. (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
3/31
2015
Solid Core Data advice from @mzarra: http://t.co/MJvmZJ0LTN
Retweeted by jpCats are cool and all but think long and hard before you get one because you will never know where your Apple TV remote is ever again@steipete KIF+OCMock, the default drag methods didn’t work with my custom pan gestures, ended up mocking the gest and stubbing its velocity@steipete but I also broke the login flow more than once and it caught it so there’s that ;)@steipete oh definitely, there’s just some rough edges. Took me hours to get a drag to work consistently in Fitocracy, for example.@steipete hahaha yeppp.@alexnaj dm;pb
3/30
2015
Though I submitted another PR today & I’m still feeling pretty salty about 2-space tabs and inline curly braces, nahhh 😜Spent a lot of time reviewing React Native today. LOVE the idea and can’t wait to see where it leads. Unlikely to use it quite yet, though.
3/29
2015
I mean I’m just sayin’, Facebook, but I’m pretty sure everything I do is attractiveSubmitted a small pull request to React Native. From CONTRIBUTING: - 2 spaces for indentation (no tabs): Noooo - “Attractive”: O_oHoly wow @DrinkHighWest’s American Prairie Reserve is good.
3/27
2015
@jc4p that hurt way more than I would have thought ;_;@jc4p I have a SO sticker at home that’s not on my laptop r u mad
3/25
2015
Wait what http://t.co/HAGUOErjmU
3/22
2015
Legacy project has a model with a writable, strong NSArray that can either contain URLs as NSString objects or a UIImage object 😥
3/21
2015
@jasdev @willing even better is this from @NachoSoto: https://t.co/EkIjzzZeX2 and the post that sparked my interest: http://t.co/qBV8iargeMThe Internet has fulfilled its purpose, we can all go home now http://t.co/ljkvlZ1OFD
3/20
2015
@mimi_sf just with the faux culture, not with young companies :p but I went freelance back in December anywaysFuck “startup culture”Co-working space is showing March Madness in a nearby common area with loud speakers. It’s 2pm on a Thursday for fuck’s sake.@joshriker this tweet is when I lost mineBushmills 10 year 😍
3/19
2015
Still accurate http://t.co/QxBzNFRcgA
3/16
2015
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