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Creative maker, internet geek, bionic chef, & brooklynite. Currently @timehop. Formerly @yipit @nestio @techstars.

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This guy's phone is about to fall out of his pocket and I'm watching it all happen and I'm so nervous. http://t.co/piW03rQXL6
8/1
2015
@ange_kim 😍How much would this eagles nest rent for in SF http://t.co/EZcv5P7YNH
Retweeted by Matt RaoulToo soon. RT @timehop: never microwave shrimp 😷☣🍤Hickory is great. And the CEO is always first in line at lunch! (nice work @briantobal, get a better profile pic) http://t.co/rIi4XdvZIU4 years ago I introduced my nephews to THE INTERNET. #timehop http://t.co/OyMuBcxpRN@DevAnand No one is as smart as us.@jwegener don't ever be like that.
7/31
2015
@annesaurus This is the hardest any human has ever worked to listen to Shake It Off.I just tried to use Apple Music in iTunes and I've never felt so god damn dumb.@laurenwick I can't believe it's STILL July.
7/30
2015
Equity / market research analysts looking for their next big career move? See this: http://t.co/aXbvRh8vfb
Retweeted by Matt RaoulFIFTH TIME UNCLE. SECOND TIME GODFATHER. You ain't got nothing on me.My new nephew & I share middle names and that makes my heart warm. #MasonJosephKelly@femmebot WTF. Are you okay? That's unsettling…My Nicki Minaj vs Taylor Swift @SoulCycle ride tomorrow feel so much more topical after last weeks' pop-culture debacle.
7/29
2015
@jdsimms I hated the one I had. Absolutely hated. And It was only on my foot so I wasn't even completely in there.Coding up my first html email in months & I can honestly say I missed it. What have I become?@jess__margaret @bdotdub @talsafran @jwegener THIS IS AMAZING!"Snacks make the world go round." - @nm_formsThe countdown 'till the newest Raoul family baby begins…@UsefulTheory @bmanuel Looks great!
7/28
2015
@jwegener STAHP.
7/27
2015
Ain't no dinner party like a @lexyapostolou and @mattRaoul dinner party. Roasted lamb leg. Watermelon… https://t.co/tKdAKZl9c4
7/25
2015
@nm_forms http://t.co/rFNC2nbFGU@nm_forms NICOLE WE GET IT@andrew_b_berg You're cut.@awgross I will cut you.Am I the only one who finds ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ to be an unhelpful & passive-aggressive response & why can't you just use words like a damn adult?
7/24
2015
I ordered some drinks for all the Timehoppers https://t.co/MMLNxXhJxU
Retweeted by Matt RaoulPretty much sums up today… https://t.co/8XDqhPO6Tv
7/22
2015
@nm_forms Have fun with my mom tonight! #NotAJoke@joshmateo Oooooh. I've been holding it up to my crotch…@vondoom @twitter @mmatyus SHOTS FIRED.
7/21
2015
The only good thing about this heat is that I feel better about listening to a shit ton of rocksteady.@laurenwick yaw like dis http://t.co/UNEmaVks3d@laurenwick for some reason I read that as 10,000 bags and immediately thought "Wow, good job, NY!"Question for people with standing desks: How do you resist to urge to dance in place? I'll take my answers off line.@nm_forms Your tip is so good, Nicole.@devanand "What's your viral history?" Is my least favorite question at the doctor's office.Funny how the advertising pitch process exactly mirrors the stages of grief: - Denial - Anger - Bargaining - Depression - Acceptance
Retweeted by Matt Raoul@rickwebb I listen to it on my morning commute!
7/20
2015
@jdsimms UNSUBSCRIBEOh, you don't roast your peaches for cocktails? Well that's embarrassing. https://t.co/QLU77yPvOZSometimes my tweets don't get anywhere near the applause they deserve. http://t.co/viQeD1hX8e http://t.co/6mrNnBWdGr
7/19
2015
Guys, we're a kaleidoscope. @ Dia Beacon https://t.co/WbJq4dwF1MSittin' in some art. @ Dia Beacon https://t.co/pDaxj1NYPw@nm_forms COME GET ONE!9:23 AM - Eat Brownie. 9:24 AM - Have literally zero regrets.
7/18
2015
LOL RT @jdsimms: #yeasrWe had a typo in Timehop today and our users are *so* on top of it! Amazing! http://t.co/58tmuMoF3C
Retweeted by Matt Raoul@ifain Beme. Where have you been for the last 26 minutes?? It's all the rage! (I'll send you a code)Even more frustrating that I FALL FOR IT EVERY TIME.So frustrating seeing successful fake hype around an invite only beta for an app that winds up being complete trash.@fancyjelly https://t.co/WU2mIjMmtlI just bought a SoulCycle T-shirt. Someone punch me so I can feel something again.
7/17
2015
@joshmateo http://t.co/mSinBJ1kpO@joshmateo WHY DO YOU FEEL THE NEED TO CRUSH MY DREAMS?Gonna start calling screenshots, screenies. You heard it here first, folks! #screeniesHow far will a postmate go? (I mean emotionally…)Durst for best actor in a mini-series?The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was coining the term "dump cake."If your door has a handle on the side that I'm supposed to PUSH then I reserve the right to burn your establishment to the ground.This is why I don't have @jwegener trusted on venmo. http://t.co/tA6xegrLhO
7/16
2015
@nm_forms Haaaayyyyyyyyyyy@stevorighthere There's a discount in that case.@stevorighthere Up to 15. Anymore than that and there is a commune fee.@stevorighthere Yeah. Split between roommates.@asmith83 Don't even playI may have decided to stay in my apartment bc it's amazing, so I'm looking for a new roomie. Live in the burg with me!http://t.co/SZMGicbZYH
7/15
2015
It must be so hard being a piñata. You're full of candy, which sounds awesome, but everyone fucking hits you because of it.@joshmateo Last question, will it blend?@joshmateo What about the smell? Tell me about the smell.@joshmateo More updates on this please. Periscope it!
7/14
2015
.@Seamless less arbitrary redesigns and more Nichole Richie pop-ups. Pls address these feature requests: http://t.co/vHXz9U4OYl @peontiffany
Retweeted by Matt RaoulWhat if feet were cats? https://t.co/2hp4fG0hFKWhy don't they make a bag of m&m's that's just a mix of all the different m&m's in one bag. This is important.Find Waldo Faster. http://t.co/dFiTm67TPE
7/13
2015
People in TV shows own so many different jackets.
7/12
2015
"80% of my life is just me walking around with a pitcher of sangria" - @mattRaoul
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7/11
2015
@edc1591 I got my Chapstick tattooed on so I'm good.Of all the items I carry around, my Apple Watch would be the first I’d give up. Not because I don’t like it, I just really need my chapstick
Retweeted by Matt Raoul@awgross @awgross https://t.co/QKtPo1qlGVBreaking News: South Carolina Lowers Confederate Flag and an Era Ends http://t.co/WvAaiX5u0O
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7/10
2015
All day err day. http://t.co/YAKhck20po@joshmateo I need her to tutor me.Teach me how to nae nae.I think Danny Elfman should score my life.@nm_forms Where am I supposed to lick your pants now??? http://t.co/jhE5grjr7i@avi4now So so awesome and lovely and fantastic. Not sure how long it's going but definitely go if you can!
7/9
2015
Danny Elfman & Tim Burton! (@ Avery Fisher Hall at @LincolnCenter in New York, NY) https://t.co/2YPg4kpuVnEat cake like no one's watching… http://t.co/hnjaMgwNu3
7/8
2015
@joshmateo @fancyjelly @ryantomorrow http://t.co/8hP2d3fLXy@fancyjelly @joshmateo @ryantomorrow Yeah but I'm still TOPPEST of friends.@fancyjelly I want all my friends to get half a pig!!!
7/7
2015
hiring dinosaurs wasn't going so well, so we resorted to employing humans. welcome @KatieChin @mattRaoul & @jpbimmer to the Timehop family!
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7/6
2015
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7/5
2015
Shit just got real. @ Erskine Lake https://t.co/LejODTBHQI
7/4
2015
"Gin literally tastes like nothing." - My mom.Pools are so awesome.
7/3
2015
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